All the best shit happens at IHOP

So tonight was a 5 person birthday/007 James Bond Party.

My Outfit...

White Suit Jacket
Slate Silk Shirt
Black Tie
Crutches
Cargo Shorts
Knee Brace
Dress Shoes
Old Man Checkered Dress Socks
(Edit: Pics Coming Soon)

Maybe 5% of this party was not a Vocal Performance Major. So basically there was a lot of high pitched noises and gay guys. Minus the high pitched noises it was a blast. Everyone was well dressed and having a good time.

The highlight was the after party at IHOP.

There was maybe 8 of us there, we were drunk but not out of control. Our waitress comes up and when its my turn to order...

"I'll have Colorado omelet , and by any chance is your name Amy?"

Well I hit that nail on the head, she was a girl that was flirting with me pretty hard core at the weed last week. Apparently things look a lot better in low lit situations.

Regardless, I make a comment about the Colorado omelet being full of meat and everyone laughs, especially when the guy next to me orders a steak omelet. This night was full of these little comments and no lie it was hilarious. The best part, I made a comment about loving all the meat "in a completely heterosexual way" and a bus boy makes a comment to the effect of...

"And thats a lie"

After the laughing subsides the comment was made...

"Way to be called out, being the only straight guy at the table"


We'll see if this is actually as funny as i think it is when I sober up but for right now it made my night.