I got called into work tonight for a little prep for the big weekend. 5 Hours later I really hadn't accomplished anything but i was being paid, no harm no foul.
on the way home i notice a cop behind me, and yeah i was doing 55 in a 45, and the lights go on.
"I pulled you over for doing 65 in a 45"
(anyone that has been in the station wagon knows that you know when you're doing 65 you know how fast you're going.)
i normally don't have a problem but i've never been pulled over in someone else's car, i was a little on edge for myself.
"where are you coming from?"
"the Weed"
"Have you been drinking?
" No sir, i work there"
" you sure?"
"Yeah"
"Please step out of the car"
"ok"
(second squad car shows up)
"You have any weapons on you?"
"No"
"Who's Car is this?"
"My Roommates"
"You have anything illegal in the car?"
"No"
"Does your roommate?"
"Ugh, well, um no, i mean, yeah he had better not, i mean no, go ahead and search it."
"Because your a little more on edge than our normal customer I'm going to pat you down and search the car."
"ok"
"because we took a little more of your time than normal i am going to let you go, just slow down."
"thank you gentlemen"
No ticket, no warning... but it gets better. Tonight was Kevin's 21st and i was actually headed to willies.
I stop at home and exchange stories, and walk to the bar
i get to 9th and washington (i live at 10th and jefferson) and who comes rolling up? but the second squad car that pulled me over, I just wave.
One beer turned into 6 beers and 3 shots, the third shot was take exactly one hour after i got pulled over..... needless to say i haven't spell checked this blog but for what its worth those shots are kicking in.
Good Night All.
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